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satanism

A misunderstood term. There are many different faiths under satanism the most common is LeVayan Satanism, founded by Anton LeVay. It is attached to the Church of Satan and the Satanic bible. It is a more atheist (as they prefer to call themselves) point of view. Practicing rituals and spell writing and incantation relates it to Wicca or Pagan groups. Though the group practices magic, majic, magick, majik, or how ever you would like to spell it they do not believe in a celestial being or "God" except for themselves creating the philosophy "You are your own God" a point of view meaning you choose your own destiny not a false being claimed to have created all the existence from nothingness. Another View of satanism believes Satan was the true creator and during an inquisition the catholic church stole satanism and turned it into the opposing religion. These satanists usually practice the Ars Goetia, or the art of summoning of the 72 demons. They practice summonings, rituals, and spells found in LeVayan Satanism. Another for of satanism believes the bible and everything it says but choose to fallow Satan and his army of hell. These satanists are/where common on the black metal scene especially in the 90's. Satanism can be related to Christianity and Judaism because of its extensive branches each believing very many differences.
Satanism is by far the most misunderstood religions.
by Jon Hallowell November 2, 2007
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satan

s-a-n-t-a santa
s-a-t-a-n satan
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Satan

Pronunciation: Mi-cro-soft

Meaning: An evil entity that rules the underworld. One that administrates punishment to ones foolish enough to give in to sin.
Hell now runs on Windows! - Satan

Ether 15:19 - "Microsoft had full power over the PCs of the people; for they were given up unto the hardness of their computers, and the blindness of their minds that they might be destroyed
by Linus B. Torvalds July 1, 2006
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Satan

My ex-wife. Ex-wives are all the devil.
Bitchs, whores, sleeps with your friends and steals your fuckin money.
"That bitch is my ex-wife and she stole my fuckin money and took it up the ass from my friends."
by Vlad Tepis June 2, 2005
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Satan

Sleeps with his homosexual lover Saddam Hussein who seems to have an endless supply of giant rubber dicks.
Satan has a giant red ass just like Liza Minelli.
by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005
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Satan

Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.
satan
by olstar18 July 7, 2011
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Satan

the government................
The government is Satan.
by off, December 28, 2005
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