sasquatch

A useless worker who never shows up at work but still collects a paycheck. Now and then there are rumors around the office of an actual sighting, but many of the co-workers have never actually seen this person.
Anyone seen the sasquatch this week?
by The Chode February 01, 2005
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sasquatch

A female with an excessive amount of pubic hair.
Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch?
by JohnstonGuy August 01, 2005
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Sasquatching

Short Guys who only like or are attrached to very tall girls 6foot plus....Guys who only date tall girls.....Guys who are sexually aroused by very tall women....Guys who like girls taller than them....
Damn , that dude is Sasquatching !!! Hes 5'3" and shes at least 6'5" !!!!

If you have to jump to give your girl a kiss , your Sasquatching Bro !!!!!
by Heyman3000 March 07, 2010
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The act of being fully nude and moving from your room to the bathroom in the middle of the night despite having roommates that will potentially see you.
“I got home late last night and saw Breandan Sasquatching back to his room. Couldn’t really make much out though since it was too dark.”
by Gigglefister February 23, 2020
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sasquatch

A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)
John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.
by Albert February 15, 2004
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sasquatching

walking while taking large steps and waving your arms in a virtacle motion, when a car comes by, you turn your head and scream at them and then continue to walk.
sally was sasquatching all afternoon.
by apersonnn August 30, 2011
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sasquatch

introverted bear; a hirsute homosexual male who normally would be identified as "bear" but doesn't go out socially enough to be identified as such.
Jack considered going to International Bear Rendezvous Weekend in San Francisco, but being a Sasquatch, he decided to stay home and crochet.
by neargoodness July 26, 2016
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