Saiposexual

An ironic misspelling of sapiosexual.

A sexual identity where you're only attracted to smart people, but you're not smart enough to spell sapiosexual.

"That exquisite girl said she's a saiposexual, that she's only attracted to smart people"
"I think she meant sapiosexual"
"Man, that's Alanis Morissette levels of ironic!"

by DexFromPerth July 3, 2021

Sapiosexual

I want to fuck or fall in love with intelligent people. Watching someone workout differential equations makes me horny. Having brilliant professors in college makes it extremely rough to keep to myself because OMG I want to fuck my professors!

I want to fuck my physics lab professor because he is really intelligent. I am a sapiosexual and find intelligence extremely sexy.

by AnalyticalMind89 September 27, 2017

sapiosexual

sapiosexual One for whom the brain really is the primary sexual organ.

A sapiosexual dude is equally happy with his face either buried in a book or between a librarian's legs.

by bigmidas June 14, 2019

Sapiosexual

A term that is the last hope for lonely losers, overweight women, and pretentious tools of both genders to make themselves feel better by purportedly valuing "intelligence" over physical appearance. Frequently used in online dating profiles to give the appearance of depth and to, self-reverentially, designate oneself as very intelligent.

Sheila: I'm sapiosexual; I value a man's intellect over his looks.

Doug: Be real, Sheila, you're just saying that because your a blimp with a 5 o'clock shadow . If sapiosexualism were true, Stephen Hawking would be getting more ass than a toilet seat!

by Sheizkopf October 3, 2017

sapiosexuality

Where the Dunning-Kruger effect and the bedroom collide. An alleged sexual orientation for people whose assessment of their own intelligence is far in excess of that of any reasonably objective observer, with the added benefit of making one a soi-disant minority, presumably an oppressed one.

People who describe themselves as "sapiosexual" usually define "intelligent" as "sharing my biases" rather than, you know, "intelligent". Given the first paragraph, this invariably means they're attracted to people as arrogant as them, who they run off with and have a clutch of horrible, spoilt children with who grow up into horrible narcissistic adults.

Furthermore, all it means is they're attracted to people similar to them, making the term fairly tautological to begin with.

In practice, "sapiosexuality" is in fact dickosexuality.

by bald_rick September 24, 2011

saphosexual

An individual principally attracted to the soul, heart or mind, as opposed to the body. Most saphosexuals identify as pansexual (bisexual). Also an adjective. See also sapeosexual. Saphosexuality is sometimes confused for demisexuality.

If you want to catch his eye, you'll have to reveal more of yourself: he's saphosexual.

by FlexyFreak January 3, 2016

sapiosexualhumanisticalprocrafting

It describes a person who finds intelligence to be the most sexually attractive characteristic of another person while maintaining a system of values and beliefs that is based on the idea that people are basically good and that problems can be solved using reasoning,science or raw knowledge instead of fighting against religious and political beliefs and putting that knowledge and built up unspent energy to use in building, producing, inventing,crafting or the making of anything with their mate/spouse/lover etc.etc. which in turn will give you a very intellectual orgasmic experience.

Sally had a sapiosexualhumanisticalprocrafting experience that could be herd for miles after they finished building the chicken coop.

by James Wazenya May 1, 2018