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A sandwich is two slices of any kind of bread with any number of condiments in the middle. An example of such condiments would be:
Ham
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Butter
Bacon
Beef
Pork
Chicken
anything fucking edible.

NOTE: For a sandwich to be a sandwich, it MUST have two slices of bread, it cannot be condiments on top of 1 slice of bread, it HAS to be two, anything less than two is not a fucking sandwich. I'm so FUCKING TIRED of DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS that think that any kind of condiment on one slice of bread is a sandwich, it's so fucking dumb I'm actually almost at my wits end with it i cannot bear the pain i have to go through everyday thinking about these FUCKING UNEDUCATED MONKEYS eating their food like this, and then even go one step further and call it a FUCKING SANDWICH. IT IS NOT A SANDWICH. IT IS BREAD WITH RANDOM SHIT ON TOP OF IT. If you do this, you are actually a fucking failure to society and will never succeed in life. If you don't know how to identify a sandwich, there is no hope for you. Your entire fucking family tree probably has the collective IQ of fucking 36 and i sincerely hope you don't have children because i DO NOT want to grow up in a world where there are kids thinking that a slice of bread with random condiments on top of it is a sandwich. Please kill yourself you worthless pieces of shit.
random worthless waste of oxygen piece of shit: guys i made a sandwich!!!
guy with common sense: cool what's in it?
random worthless waste of oxygen piece of shit: well i just toasted a singular piece of bread and put some cheese on it its pretty good actually its kinda soggy tho
guy with common sense: jesus fucking christ you monkey brain idiot thats not a fucking sandwich thats a slice of bread with condiment on it what is wrong with you?? did you go to school??? do i need to buy you one of those fucking children books about food that teach 4 year olds the most basic objects and foods?? what the fuck is wrong with you
by poopybutt69420 December 10, 2022
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Sandwiches

It's a codeword for weed,

used when talking in public, so as not to arouse suspicion.
1.
David: "You wanna buy a sandwich? ;) "
Andrew: "I say nope to dope"

2.
Steven: "I was sitting in my room, eating sandwiches, when my mum walked in..."
Mark: "shit that's rough"
Steven: "True"
by Michael Phelps (lol) July 28, 2009
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sandwich

Another term for marijuana, in reference to the tv show "How I Met Your Mother"
Me: put out your sandwich, the Dean's coming.

You: Dude, this sandwich is too big for me.
by lilie_69 February 07, 2012
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what you tell your woman to make for you if you dont wanna take her shit.
Jen: john, go walk my chihuahua. here's the poopie bag. it might be a little runny because he accidentally ate some of your pizza yesterday. HEY! are you listening to me??

John: *pimp slap* BITCH, go make me a sandwich!
by make me a fuckin sandwich, jen January 15, 2010
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sandwiched

A state of intoxication, usually brought on by the use of multiple types of illicit drugs, wherein one feels stuck between an overwhelming state of sillyness and euphoria.

Also characterized by the inability to define ones current state by any word other than sandwiched.
1. "holy crap im sandwiched right now."

2. "last night kelsi and i got sandwiched!"
by JensAroo January 13, 2011
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The Sandwich

An entertaining sexual maneuver: After Missionary Intercourse the male ejaculates upon the female's stomach. As the male recovers, the female will knock out his arms out from under him, collapsing him onto his own seed. Thus Sandwiching the seed between the two participants.
"Dude, last night I got The Sandwich from Cassie, and I had just showered!"
by Kyattsu January 26, 2008
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sandwiches

Orgasms. An easy way to talk about sex in public.
Jake: Yo, the ladies here are sauce. Ive been makin my own sandwiches for like three days.

Kyle: Naw, this girl Jenny that I met by the pool makes me sandwiches three times a day; breakfast , lunch, and dinner, haaa.

Jake: shiiiiiit.
by k and D sessions June 12, 2005
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