Samir

Top G. Samir gets chicks and fucks bitches. Don't let your girl near a Samir, else they are gonna get 12 inches of horse cock

Have you seen Samir's horse cock?
I have, so have astronauts

by eatadickcunt#oaks November 06, 2022

samir

(n)To kill one after they have fought another player in Halo and their shields are down.

Also means to admit to being a fire hazard

Dude, stop being a samir, that's the fifth time you've samired me!

by wonkfa November 14, 2007

samir

(n) the act of being in a constant, never-ending fight with one's boyfriend/girlfriend

(v) to be verbally assaulted by one's significant other for countless hours at a time, separated by small moments of uneasy peace

A: yo man u won't believe what happened
B: what
A: iv been fighting with my girl for the last 4 hours on the phone
B: wow.. u jus got samired

by UofAlaska February 08, 2010

Samir

GAY, samir is the gayest guy

that guy is samir

by samirisgayyyy October 16, 2019

Samir

The slang term for the sack that holds a mans testicles...

Dude, my samir is itching so bad right now, i think i caught your crabs.

by (====3 April 29, 2011

Samir

A lonely king
Looking for a Queenie

He has been searching for days.

That poor guy

Yeah he is a Samir.

by FroggieCCC September 27, 2018

Samir

To to describe the faggiest annoyances in the world; A noob or scrub

"Oh man my brother is being such a samir! He told on me for calling him a loser and now I'm grounded."

"That kid is such a samir at this game"

"Quit being a samir and stop crying!"

by Mike Croch February 22, 2007