Synthetic Jack Black

The purest substance on Earth. Will take you from the decking to the beach in 3 seconds flat!

“Hey dude you got the *good stuff*?”
“Yeah dude. I got the *synthetic jack black”
“Ohhh yeah dude bowel cancer time!”

by Kidslayer69 January 12, 2020

the synthetic dream foundation

One of the most influential experimental electronic bands of all time. They explore industrial music, neo classical piano, dark ambient music, and film music.

The synthetic dream foundation is the best industrial band ever.

by sarah June 7, 2004

synthetic air raid siren

The sound of an air raid siren, produced solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

No real air raid sirens are dented with a hammer, mutilated, or even destroyed when synthetic air raid sirens are deployed

Timmy, you've just got to "lissen" to the zax from the Commodore Amiga demo, "Massive" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Skarla! You can hear synthetic air raid sirens at the very beginning!

by Telephony January 18, 2017

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

by Pugtot September 1, 2022

synthetic lesbianism

Falsly being gay or lesbian

All the girl be having a problem with synthetic lesbianism

by redondahead May 14, 2015

Synthetic Realness

When something looks and feels real enough to pass… but you know deep down it’s manufactured. Can apply to AI influencers, staged “candid” photos, or that brand new dive bar that spent millions to look old and grimy.

My office has a 'fun zone' with bean bags and foosball. It’s all synthetic realness to distract from the 12-hour workdays.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025

SYNTHETIC

Synthetic; Endless natural vaginal lubricant with a viscosity comparable to and as reliable as synthetic oil.

When I was fucking my girlfriend she was synthetic. She was so wet and slippery it we fucked for hours like her pussy was dripping synthetic lubricant.

by 0neHugeWang! October 20, 2023