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staph

Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.
Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!

Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!
by Golf Daddii July 11, 2017
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nac swap

The pressing of buttons to quickly swap your weapon in call of duty. Also used in trickshots
I just nac swapped to my L96A1 then billed the kid across the map
by Ishmeow? January 5, 2015
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swapna

A nice looking young lady and is very nice but if you get her mad your in trouble
Swapna is so cool
by Tamatio May 21, 2018
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swap master

Swingers. Married people that like to have sex with other couples.
The Butlers are swap masters with the Smiths.
by Amanda CB January 18, 2006
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SWAP-DROP

The sadness one feels when a hookup with a new partner, is not going to happen, specifically in a wife swapping fantasy. For whatever reason, the hookup never happens, schedules, sickness, cold feet, shark week etc. When those reasons mix with higher than normal expectations, misperceptions of levels of experience, fear of safety etc. it causes a reluctance to act on the desire to hook up. It didn’t happen and now you are sad and wish it had all played out differently. The moment is gone and someone is relieved, someone is sad and the other doesn’t care.

Swap Drop is caused by a loss of perpetual state of desire and anticipation. It is replaced by an empty feeling that for some they can be can be replaced by another few quick swipes to the right. For others, it's a sign that it's time to buckle down and get back to the real world with very little time for fun and frivolity.
SWAP-DROP used in a sentence.

"I've got SWAP-DROP from not getting to hook up with that really cute guy. (Crystal Clear Blue Eyes)"

Pal 1: What’s wrong, where is the pep in your step? You’ve been in such a good mood lately!?!

Pal 2: Recent plans fell through and now I have a case of Swap-Drop

Pal 1: Oh that sucks, you were so excited and peppy.

Pal 2: I know it really sucks, he was super cute, a good guy who has the most beautiful Crystal Clear Blue Eyes I've ever seen. I think he over thought it and freaked out a little. I guess the moment passed. I wish him well though. Half the fun of seeking out this kind of fun in the first place is random fun texts from a cute dude, it's exciting and I’ll miss it.

Pal 1: Oh wow! I know how hard you work and how infrequently you get to let your hair down and relax, that must suck. Good thing you still get to fuck your hubby on the regular though.

Pal: 2 Yup there’s that, so not a total loss ;)~ Oh and I got a cool new playlist!
by Six Licks September 20, 2018
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Yankee Swap

It is a sexual act between two guys when one homie is sucking the other homie's dick, and then they swap where the guy that just received head is now sucking the other homie's balls.
Friend 1: "Bro you down for some Yankee Swap tonight?"
Friend 2: "Yea but only if I get to go first"
by lilnutzak69 January 26, 2021
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swap avi

a shock scat movie (50 minutes long) in which 4 brazilian sluts shit into each others anuses, shit back out the shit, eat the shit, vomit onto each other, vomit into their assholes, suck the vomit out of their assholes, etc. far worse than 2girls1cup OR 2girls1finger.
I just watched swap avi.
-how was it?
A million times worse than 2girls1cup.
-no way.
way.
by araknidude December 29, 2007
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