Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

Whistle Swinger

A "Whistle Swinger" is when you're cheating on your husband/wife with your radio co-host in the booth.

"Damn, I didn't know this radio job would lead to me being a Whistle Swinger."

by DublinIsBubblin June 2, 2020

uncultured swine

Somebody who is oblivious to popular culture. They don't understand references to common music, movies, memes, etc.

Allen is an uncultured swine.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 4, 2018

swine bomb

A simultaneous fart and sneeze, unleashing the swine flu (H1N1) virus into the air at a rapid pace.

Chad was mid-conversation when he dropped a swine bomb on his friends.

by the rus May 9, 2009

Swing a jawn

To give or find a cute/good looking female

Yo swing a jawn

by Vindoestuff March 31, 2019

Dick Swinging

Verb.

When men exude copious amounts of cockiness and pride and exhibit an inflated sense of self worth.

Avery: I definitely nailed that job interview, there no way I wont get the spot. But don't worry you still have a shot. I probably wont accept it anyway, it's not even that good.

Anna: Ugh, please! I'm so tired of your dick swinging

by Turkeybitch January 19, 2019

Swinging Cliffhanger

When someone perches themself on a lower branch of a tree with their pants down, and when someone walks under them they swing down with their legs hooked on the branch and their butt hanging low and bend a monkey on the unaware passer-byer.

He performed a swinging cliffhanger faster than a speeding bullet, She sure knows how to swing a cliffhanger

by BEWARE OF SHAWN March 4, 2009