When you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go to the door and answer it. Unbeknownst to you, the 'postman' is entirely naked and masturbating, he ejaculates as soon as you open the door and runs away.
I was expecting a package yesterday, but I got much more than I ordered, I received a fucking saucy Suprise.
by Jobman212 December 30, 2018
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by suck a diock January 16, 2018
The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.
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by liastd November 18, 2006
When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.
by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009