salty suprise

a sudden wave of cum into the mouth

she gave me a salty suprise

by dindin56 September 29, 2015

Saucy Suprise

When you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go to the door and answer it. Unbeknownst to you, the 'postman' is entirely naked and masturbating, he ejaculates as soon as you open the door and runs away.

I was expecting a package yesterday, but I got much more than I ordered, I received a fucking saucy Suprise.

by Jobman212 December 30, 2018

Suprise Dyke

a (gay) girl, who everyone thought was straight, but then comes out of nowhere and says she is a lesbian,

Sarahs a lesbian!?!? but i went out with her last year! she is such a Suprise Dyke!

by rainbow girl December 23, 2008

Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.

After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.

by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004

the McLovin suprise

when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.

Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.

by Abdel-Cader February 26, 2008

suprise sex

Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.

John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"

by liastd November 18, 2006

toliet suprise

When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.

Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.

by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009