Saucy Suprise

When you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go to the door and answer it. Unbeknownst to you, the 'postman' is entirely naked and masturbating, he ejaculates as soon as you open the door and runs away.
I was expecting a package yesterday, but I got much more than I ordered, I received a fucking saucy Suprise.
by Jobman212 December 30, 2018
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salty suprise

a sudden wave of cum into the mouth
she gave me a salty suprise
by dindin56 August 20, 2015
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urine for a suprise

a dumb ass pun that should never be used!
"hey guess what?"
"what?"
"urine for a suprise!"
"fuck you"
by suck a diock January 16, 2018
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Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.
After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.
by BeanSpleen November 01, 2004
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the McLovin suprise

when a girl eats your asshole and jacks you off then cum on her back.
Sarah wanted it so i gave her the McLovin suprise.
by Abdel-Cader February 26, 2008
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suprise sex

Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.
John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"
by liastd November 18, 2006
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toliet suprise

When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.
Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.
by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009
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