sterned

The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.

Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!

by Stern Lover March 19, 2008

Slorntch

A woman who is the embodiment of all things nasty. The word is comprised of numerous other words (a super combination, if you will). Slorntch means a slut/whore/cunt/bitch combo.

"I can't believe my brother is dating her...she's such a SLORNTCH!" Or, "There are a lot of slorntches up in here tonight!"

by Chantal Irons May 21, 2008

Skornkie

Something you call something or someone that refers to their sexiness or coolness. referring to their swag.

person: Hey kitty kitty kitty come here you freakin skornkie

cat: yeah I know I'm fine yous be jealous.

person : DAUMM you're more skornkie than I thought.

by HeyThurImEllie January 16, 2011

slorngry

sleepy, horny, and hungry all at the same time... the trifecta

"Ugh I'm so slorngry right now this blows"
"How about eat dinner, have sex, and pass out...the only solution"
"genius"

by swizzletitz December 9, 2013

Starnmobile

A car that has been colour wrapped in a disgusting colour, lowered to within an inch of its life and has oversized gold rimmed deep dish wheels, Tinted mirror windows, leopard skin dash and beaded massage seat covers... Furry Leopard print Dice, Blacked out rear lights, halogen front lights, yellow fogs, personal Numberplate with 25 numberplate screws to spell a word and a sub woofer!

Parcel drives a starnmobile these days, have you seen it? Turn up to any meet in Staines and there's a whole car park full of Starnmobiles, all competing to see who has the biggest furry Dice, the shiniest wrap and brightest halogen along with the biggest woofer...

by 2229Starfish October 9, 2018

sornyarmys

The most precious, valuable and perfect people in the world. They deserve to be loved and happy (little reminder that they have to smile) they met thanks to fate. The squad is like a diamond so please, enjoy together and give a lot of love each other!! <3

The reason we shine is because sornyarmys give us the light ✨

by Sornyarmys January 11, 2021

Smorny

Smorny means someone who is horny and smart. Usually someone who's a nerd and horny are considered as a smorny.

Smorny's are usually female but their are some male smorny's
This word was made by a Fagjana, but is now owned by a Vinthu as of 2010
Smorny is the opposite of Dorny ( dumb and horny)

Sanjana: blah blah blah blah
Joshua : ( copying her hmwk and not even listening to her)
Sanjana: so yeah i lovee butts and like hairy asses
Joshua ( in his thoughts): damn this girls horny but wow she's smart :O
Sanjana: blah blah blah
Joshua ( back to reality): so yeah sanjana wow your smart :o
Sanjana: i know i am hmph
Joshua: your horny also
Sanjana: no im not :O
Joshua: your a smorny!
Sanjana: a what?
Joshua: smorny; smart and horny
Sanjana: am not!
Joshua: yes you are -_-
Sanjana: am NOT ! :@
Joshua: yes you are ! and brush your teeth :) k bye smorny

by vinthulan35353535353 June 24, 2011