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pittsburgh steelers 

Greatest team ever to grace the NFL. They currently are owned by the Rooney family. The Steelers have has the pleasure of enlisting such greats as Terry Bradshaw, Mean Joe Greene, and Jerome Bettis, as well as not so greats like Bubby Brewster and Kordel Stewert (Shenley Park anyone?). They are fueled by Pamani Brothers sandwiches, Iron City Beer and Cower Power. In 2006 they will be winning one for the thumb.

...and Cleveland still sucks.
The Pittsburgh Steelers kicked Peyton Manning's ass back to Mississippi.
pittsburgh steelers by shortsteeler January 20, 2006

Pittsburgh Steelers 

A team who's fanbase increased dramatically after they won the superbowl in 2009, ironically. The majority of fans are 13-15 and have no ties with Pittsburgh culture whatsoever.
Ben Roethlisberger, the franchise player/QB, is without a doubt the fattest quarterback in the NFL.
In the 09-10 season, were swept by the Bengals, lost to the Chiefs, and grabbed straws when playing the FUCKING BROWNS.

The only argument Steelers fans have is the superbowl wins, as if it wasn't the biggest bandwagon team to begin with.
"Dude you like the Pittsburgh Steelers? They suck ass this season."

"No way. Manning isn't near as good of a QB as Roethlisberger"

-Chuckle-
Pittsburgh Steelers by Cincinnaty February 11, 2010

pittsburgh steelers 

(1) The team that disgraced our Nation and our military abroad by skipping the National Anthem before their Monday Night Football game in 2007 where they played a winless Miami Dolphins team and just barely managed a 3-0 win with a late 4th quarter field goal.

(2) A team most of whoms fans have never actually seen them play live and talk about their 5 superbowls even though they weren't alive or were so young they can't remember 4 of them.

(3) A team whos fans rag on Cleveland fans. Too bad they're too fucking stupid to know that the logo on their beloved team's helmet is that of Cleveland Steel. Suck on that fucktards.

(4) A team whos fans rag on Ray Lewis even though he owns them, b/c they have/had mediocre talent like Joey Porter or Troy Pomalamadingdong or Lil' "No Helmet Laws in PA" Ben or Jerome "I average exactly 1 yard per carry" Bettis. Even there old coach left them in the dust.

(5) A team that attempts to pussify the NFL by waving gay little yellow towels around. They also refer to their 70s defenses has some type of curtain. With all of these linens in football it has been reported that Martha Stewart is the #1 Steelers fan.

(6) A team that has a starting QB who makes a living wearing a helmet, yet doesn't wear one while riding a very, very fast motorcycle on a dirty, ugly Pittsburgh street.
"Wow the Pittsburgh Steelers really suck. They just lost to the Jets. Maybe they should change from the Black N Gold Nation to the Black N Fold Nation."
pittsburgh steelers by chazillionaire December 29, 2007

Here we go Steelers, here we go!

A battle chant originating in Pittsburgh, PA for the purpose of cheering on the Black & Gold.
Doug: Some drunk guy downtown was screaming "Here we go Steelers, here we go!" in the middle of March.

Joe: What an idiot.

Pittsburgh Steelers 

A bunch of burly black men who thought it would be a great idea to name a team after a job in which most men are gay, what with working in a steel mill and all. Bill Cowher (when he was still man enough to hang around, without deserting his team like the fum chewing, cap wearing, play stopping faggot he is) couldn't beat the Titans at home a few years back, so he tried to STOP THE PLAY WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING.
"Hey, did you see Bill Cowher cry like a bitch the other night?"

"Yeah, him and the Pittsburgh Steelers suck ass"

Pittsburgh Steelers 

A pair of stained underpants worn on the outside of a homeless man's outfit. They often smell like failure and cheating.
Hines Ward is a bitch ass Pittsburgh Steelers.
Pittsburgh Steelers by curtsams July 29, 2007

Pittsburgh Steelers 

An NFL team that resides in the ass crack of the Northeast US. City is noted for more people than teeth, more mullets than Mexico, and no jobs. Beastiality and Sodomy were created in Pittsburgh in the 1980s, when the city's job situation went down the crapper, and bandwagon Steeler fans had many losing seasons, so they gave up watching football and took to banging sheep.
Pittsbugh Steelers Men: characterized by either goatee or mustache, drives a Camaro or Pontiac, and does not possess a college education. Would have large mullet plumage, but might get caught in factory equipment. Scent of goat pussy is always on their breath. Pittsburgh Steelers Women: the larger of the two sexes, constantly drunk, louder than the men, plumage from their mullet much more pronounced. Deep smokers voice and multiple tattoos on legs.
Pittsburgh Steelers by nicka May 19, 2006