A startender is a bartender that is always on point, they have the knowledge and skill set needed to make an array of fantastic cocktails. They are both friendly and fast-paced with their service. Nothing fazes a startender, no amount of volume or pressure can make a startender crack. Providing the best service and best drinks is all this bartender has on their mind. They are well liked by everyone and make good money thanks to the effort they put in behind the bar.
“The startenders at Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida are the best!”
“The drinks are really flowing thanks to this startender!”
“The drinks are really flowing thanks to this startender!”
by sherwoods August 2, 2023
Get the Startender mug.The burdic way of wearing a Hardenbart, as it was know in Starden, Germany.
Towards the end of the third century of the burdenstardic dynasty, the Stardenburden were settled in stundenbardic Hardenberg directly next to Oberhardenburdenhagerburg. Every Stardenburde, who refused to wear a Hardenbart of the Stardenburdic kind has been burted to a Stundenbardenhart or a hardic Untenbardardenstandenburt. Whoever could not start the burting at the Unterbadenstart has been sentenced to a vierhardigburdigen Stardenburdenhardenbart under badic Stardenbartengurten.
Not to be confused with the enemies of the Stardenburden, the Sturdenbarden. They may have had the same goals as the Stardenburden of conquering and evangelizing the neighbouring Hurdenbärtigen Hardeburger (now known as the Netherlands), but they differentiate themselves from the Stardenburden by burting the burdic Hardenbart in the Sturtic way. Their great battle in front of the gates of Stundenbardisch-Hardenberg is depicted in a painting inside of the Sturdenbardic Hurdbart-Church in Badisch-Hurdenberg.
It has apparently been proven that some species of cat only react to this word.
Towards the end of the third century of the burdenstardic dynasty, the Stardenburden were settled in stundenbardic Hardenberg directly next to Oberhardenburdenhagerburg. Every Stardenburde, who refused to wear a Hardenbart of the Stardenburdic kind has been burted to a Stundenbardenhart or a hardic Untenbardardenstandenburt. Whoever could not start the burting at the Unterbadenstart has been sentenced to a vierhardigburdigen Stardenburdenhardenbart under badic Stardenbartengurten.
Not to be confused with the enemies of the Stardenburden, the Sturdenbarden. They may have had the same goals as the Stardenburden of conquering and evangelizing the neighbouring Hurdenbärtigen Hardeburger (now known as the Netherlands), but they differentiate themselves from the Stardenburden by burting the burdic Hardenbart in the Sturtic way. Their great battle in front of the gates of Stundenbardisch-Hardenberg is depicted in a painting inside of the Sturdenbardic Hurdbart-Church in Badisch-Hurdenberg.
It has apparently been proven that some species of cat only react to this word.
"Hast du dir etwa einen Stardenburdenhardenbart wachsen lassen?"
in english: "Did you grow a Stardenburdenhardenbart?"
in english: "Did you grow a Stardenburdenhardenbart?"
by Cutepostkun August 9, 2024
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Stardenburdenhardenbart (noun): An invented word designed to sound like a complex, authentic German compound word, created specifically to trick people into believing it is a real term with deep meaning (often falsely claimed to mean things like "come here," "kitty," or "I love you" when calling cats).
This perfectly matches the classic internet meme from 2020, where the nonsense word went viral precisely because it fooled so many people!
This perfectly matches the classic internet meme from 2020, where the nonsense word went viral precisely because it fooled so many people!
I tried calling the cat in English, French, and Spanish, but it only looked up when I shouted 'Stardenburdenhardenbart!' – German always works!" "My cat only listens to me when I say 'Stardenburdenhardenbart' – it must think I'm speaking fluent feline German." "Hey honey, I'm home... Stardenburdenhardenbart!" (said playfully to a pet or partner, mimicking the meme's affectionate or attention-grabbing use)
by Dreamyshark January 3, 2026
Get the Stardenburdenhardenbart mug.A long-standing "pseudo-troll" and Prommie of the General Discussion (GD) subforum of Gaia Online. While seemingly well-known by a few of the older patrons of the GD, he is most well-known for bringing the "Dancer Bottom" to the lowest of low's in Gaia fashion.
Also, he's a pervert.
Also, he's a pervert.
by godofwine December 20, 2008
Get the [Gene Starwind] mug.American-German word meaning Astronomers. Probably came up after WW II when imported German scientists influenced the scientific language with such creations as "blinkenlichten" and "springenschnappen"
by Hardyconfused January 24, 2013
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