Lightskin stare

When someone or something looks at you in a zesty, flirtatious way.

Megamind got that lightskin stare Fr.

by Coco puffs but not black November 26, 2022

thousand cock stare

A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.

John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?

Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.

by TheUrbanSchollar January 2, 2021

pubic stare

The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).

In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!

by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012

fluoride stare

An expressionless yet slightly angered gaze given in malice or disgust by a large group of people, upon hearing of something the average person finds unbelievable or unsatisfactory, especially conspiracy theories. It is called the fluoride stare due to a popular conspiracy theory that the Government puts toxic fluoride in water to control the mass population.

I was into 20 minutes of flat earth and chill but then they gave me the fluoride stare

by Really_Racist_Man.com June 4, 2019

luigi death stare

The Stare of Death, used by a Green Itailian Plumber with surprisingly decent karting skills. First seen in the 2014 Wii U Title, Mario Kart 8, when the titular character's brother drives by other racers and give them a very dirty look. Use slow motion for full effect.

They see him rollin', they hatin'. So he proceeds to Luigi Death Stare them.

by Nerwrax15 June 16, 2014

Forty-Line Stare

The infamous moment in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in which Remus Lupin and Sirius Black hold each other's gazes for a length of approximately forty lines. Used frequently as evidence by Remus/Sirus shippers.

A: Remus/Sirus is so canon!
B: No it's not!
A: Yeah, it is! Check out the Forty-Line Stare in OotP!

by dyehigh13 November 15, 2007

NIGGA STARE

A person who is looking at you with an intense look and deep penetrating eye gaze

Yo tyrese that dude be giving me the NIGGA STARE

by Nigga bumhole March 18, 2019