Splat Cave

a room in one's home primarily dedicated to viewing pornographic material; can also be defined at the container or area where one's pornographic materials are stored

My wife was cleaning out the closet this weekend and found my splat cave. I'm not getting laid for a week!

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

splat tim

He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.

Honey! What's a splat Tim?! *insert 9/11 flashbacks in son's mind*

by KFTaco May 13, 2016

Splat Job

According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.

He gave her a Splat Job!

by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018

splat box

A vagina thats had far too many semen injections, very well known throughout the chav community.

Fuck me do you want a sponge for that dear, your splat box is overflowing.

by I. Lowndes October 24, 2006

donkey splat

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.

"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."

by Torchiest March 11, 2009

Shat splat

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.

I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.

by remtiw mada November 25, 2010

Splats McGhee

The shits, When your asshole blows up, Wiskey shits, The runs, Can't stop poopin, The splats.

Looks like someone loaded a shotgun full of shit and shot it in the toilet bowl. Also blowin the toilet bowl off the hinges. shooting everything but the water in the pot. Splats McGhee!

by Bored tribal employees! April 27, 2011