spider monkey

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider

if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you

by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025

Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass

I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

Spider monkey light-pole

Creamy bellybutton sex

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"

by bigdbud February 19, 2026

Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall

This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey

by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021

The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.

“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”

by mondocrunk May 23, 2022

Tanzanian Spider Monkey

When you hang upside down from a pole and/or a balcony and ejaculate semen into your mouth, almost resembling a Tanzanian Spider Monkey

Bro did you see Jacob last week? He was hanging off the balcony and was doing the Tanzanian Spider Monkey
My wife is so freaked out she did the Tanzanian spider monkey

by Fart apple March 27, 2026