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Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 7, 2009
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Sending files

Exposing a b**** in an Instagram group chat for talking shit. (Usually the worst pictures of them ever.)
🦐“I didn’t even talk shit about kylen”
🦈”oh well I heard he’s sending files of you in the other group chat
by Kylen Red December 21, 2020
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Couch Sending

When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.
Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!
by Senior BroBrah May 7, 2022
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Speding

A fat, fake, stupid dickhead. Usually has no friends and will work hard trying to be cool and fit in with the rest of the croud.
Look at that goon trying to be black, what a fucking Speding!
by Jermyn December 28, 2007
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sending it

going fucking nuts, owning the moment, getting lit, doing it like a boss, and/or raging while doing whatever it is you’re currently doing
CHARLES: come to the beach dude, it’s wild. we’re fcuking sending it out of the park.

RORY: i’m gonna go to the bar instead.

CHARLES: kendrick just caught a shark w/ his barehands & larissa just stole a boat so she’d have somewhere to smoke blunts topless like riahanna.

RORY: holy shit you guys ARE sending it hard. i’ll head over now
by idtst June 2, 2018
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Speeding Car Fart Trap

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.
I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!
by Bullyrey May 5, 2013
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