Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

Speaking Ray Lewis

Speaking incoherent nonsense.

Mike was so drunk last he started speaking Ray Lewis

by Abe F. August 9, 2018

Speaking to Jack the Cat

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020

speaking out yo neck

Basically saying you going overboard. Or saying things you have no business or knowledge saying. Another way of saying Watch Yourself.

1 : Yo you broke why yo car always breaking down and shit
2 : Stop speaking out yo neck dawg

by bouncethatass44hunnid January 13, 2021

speaking cunt voice

it’s where someone can’t sound sincere for the life of them.

she has a speaking cunt voice! she’s always so sarcastic and can’t be serious.

by ushikj June 23, 2022

speaking I.M.

Speaking net lingo acronyms in every day converstions.

Speaking I.M.

Grl: "O M G! I W S N!"

other Grl: " O M F G. NO WAY!"

(say the letters.)

by anniee&meyggine August 23, 2006

speaking in cursive

when the homie is spitting so hard that they just can't be understood. like wtf did those words actually come out your mouth? did i hear that correctly?

when they start talking with their hands and making swirls in the air using their wand

homie: see that would never happen because the moment she decides that she wants to play me i already decided along ass time ago that I was going to play her, so really she's only playing herself

you: damn g, you speaking in cursive

by homiejandg July 26, 2020