a really sad, clown looking wannabe rapper from the (he misrepresents) south. who primarily sings for kids 16 and under who (like him) are wannabes. who should not be singing at all even in his mom's own bathtub. how he dresses and sings. don't to pay close attention to his lyrics. they are utterly senseless and stupid from the very beginning. a poser at its finest. whoever writes his songs shouldn't get even a quarter for them. if he writes them himself... poor kid.. really... that's sad.
kid: crank dat soulja boy!!! (singing)
older brother: stands up slaps younger kid in the mouth.
kid: starts crying and asks why u hit me.. umma tell dad
older brother: don't let me catch you singing that gay-ass shit again, go tell dad... he'll do the same.
older brother: stands up slaps younger kid in the mouth.
kid: starts crying and asks why u hit me.. umma tell dad
older brother: don't let me catch you singing that gay-ass shit again, go tell dad... he'll do the same.
by artwizi March 28, 2008
Soulja boy is a hooeee
watch me walk up to his doohh
stick the shotgun to his throat
blow is ass off take his doughhhhh
bitch even Im a better rapper then soulja bitch
watch me walk up to his doohh
stick the shotgun to his throat
blow is ass off take his doughhhhh
bitch even Im a better rapper then soulja bitch
by The Re-Up June 15, 2008
Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.
Person: BATHING APES! WATCH ME CRANK DAT! *dance*
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
by thisisaname=D February 29, 2008
Horrible, Horrible muscian who i refuse to call a rapper since he does very little rapping in his music. Relies heavily on his choruses. He is all about the auto tune and not about real hip hop.
Soulja Boi is not real hip hop.
by DJ RIDICUOUS July 29, 2009
the best rapper alive actually hes not hes the worst rapper that ever lived and the wanna be rapper who single handedly killed hip hop a person who makes crappy music such as crank dat yahhh soulja girl when he is a soulja girl himself
by Somebody you dont know July 11, 2008
by Aiden_Banks November 08, 2007
"My cousin was born with what we call a soulja boy disorder in which the human mind cannot take more than one word at a time/speech disorder"
by Hajer November 23, 2007