sorostitute

Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.

She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.

She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.

That girl won't shut up about the Chi Phi party last night. What a sorostitute!

by koalaroo February 26, 2008

soosan

another name for calling someone beautiful =)

that girl over there is so soosan

by mMmMm69 January 17, 2007

sorostitutionalize

To change the attitudes/beliefs of a girl who has recently joined a sorority to parallel that of a typical sorority girl.

Jenny used to be a tom boy, but after she joined Zeta Beta she was sorostitutionalized and started wearing dresses all the time. And giving out hand jobs.

by Mikey Killer May 22, 2011

Soost

A soost is like a queef, but when the air goes inward. An inverted queef.

"Only a giant soost could make her have that look on her face"

by Sterline August 13, 2020

Satoshi sucker

A woman who only likes a man because of how much bitcoin he owns.

Natalie: James, we need to break up. Every one of your friends is doing something with their lives, investing in real estate, you just keep reading about your stupid bitcoins.
*Six years later*
Natalie: Hey James! How have you been?
James: What a satoshi sucker!
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Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: No
Guy: *Gets into moon lambo*
Girl: *Notices moon lambo* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a satoshi sucker.

by btc_to_100_000 October 25, 2020

soosie

a very attractive female that you wish to partake in sexual activities with.

hoi soosie

by smgriffo May 20, 2014

Necrophagist Solos

God's gift to human ears. Seriously, it's as if Jesus Christ himself came down and started whispering in your ear whenever you hear them.

Rap retard: Yo dis here Lil Wayne song iz phat! ah'm going ta blare it as loud as ah can so niggas can know how phat it iz! , wOrd!

Me: God they're playing that crap again? Haven't these dumb fucks ever heard Necrophagist solos? Well then, I guess I should educate them with a lesson in good music! *Starts playing Advanced Corpse Tumor at full volume*

Rap retard: Yo What iz dis here emo sh*t? muh motha fuckin brains hurt when ah listen ta dis here cuz it sucks so hard! Don' make me come ova there bitch...

*Solo comes in*

Rap retard: Ahhh! Can't comprehend... Too phat.. in the hood

*Rap retard's head explodes from the awesomeness of the solo*

by Driller64 May 16, 2014