faux snow day

When a school district calls off school expecting a snow storm, when you don't even get a flake and are able to just take a day off.

Relative: So how was school yesterday?
Boy: I didn't have school, it was a faux snow day.

by ANNONNNYYYMOUSSS January 25, 2009

Portuguese Snow Day

Following a Portuguese Breakfast, the decadent meal is shared between consenting adults in the form of a snowball.

Jack enjoyed Gary's Portuguese Breakfast so much that he insisted in letting his partner taste the decadent concoction for himself. The couple spent the better part of the morning in bed together enjoying a Portuguese Snow Day.

by spacehead74 November 25, 2019

Snow Day's Eve

When they call off work the night before due to snow, its time to get hammered.

You doing tequila shots on a Monday?

Yeah, it Snow Day's Eve - they already called off work tomorrow.

by MarkyDProductions March 5, 2013

California snow day

When school closes due to disease rather than the sunny 360 days a year weather

Girl 1: Can you believe the swine flu shut down our school for a week?
Girl 2: yeah, it's about time we got a California snow day.

by tolachick April 30, 2009

digital snow day

a day where the power or internet is down. even if you're mobile device stops working its still a snow day :).

Person 1: hey, my internet went down.
Person 2: woohoo! lets go get coffee, its digital snow day today! :D

by debrasmith1969 October 5, 2021

cincinnati snow day

A day of school cancelled due not to snow, but to excessive heat.

"Yesss! Another Cincinnati snow day! You wanna go to the waterpark with us?"

by Amy Jeynes September 15, 2007

Russian Snow Day

The act of having sex in the blistering snow, while wearing fur coats.

My friend had a Russian Snow Day yesterday ; he recieved an extreme case of phallic frostbite.

by Russian Space Dog July 3, 2011