sudocide

Liking the idea of killing yourself, but not sure if you actually want to kill yourself.

I'm gonna commit sudocide.

by young youth July 1, 2012

smock mock

To make fun of someone wearing a smock in a mocking fashion.

Andrew, you dropped a heavy smock mock on Robin!

by SomeMillerGuy January 1, 2008

Smoochie Muffin

1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.

2. Word used to describe sexy women.

Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."

Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."

by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 21, 2009

smoochable

Having a kissable quality. Delightful, attractive.

Apparently a duck face selfie is supposed to be very smoochable.

by rodeime November 24, 2013

smocket league

add bourneo 417 to have a great time losing your rank and getting bumped every 3 seconds

i played smocket league with bourneo. he sucks

by balec November 25, 2021

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

dookie smooch

When you fart on someone.

My husband was annoyed with me after I gave him a dookie smooch.

by GlitteryDewDrops January 28, 2017