Sloan

To poop in a public place. Or to poop in your pants unannounced. Or to poop in the woods. Or to poop on your friend.

Man I was so stopped up...after I took that laxative I sloaned everywhere

Sloan by Twerkinforjesus65 November 4, 2014

Sloan

transitive verb sloaned, sloanin' sloaning
1. to spread about here and there by or as by sprinklin': scatter.
2. to cover by or as by scattering something on or over
3. to be scattered over (a surface)

When Stephanie walked outside she found the temperature gauge sloan all about the back sidewalk.

Sloan by buftger February 19, 2009

sloan

a fat retarded ginger that has no friends

damn. you’re a sloan.

sloan by steezyboy69 March 4, 2019

Sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.

Sloan, go give your girlfriend a kiss!

Sloan by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020

sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy!!!!

Sloan, go give your girlfriend a kiss!

sloan by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020

Sloan

A jewish male who is kind, caring, and sweet. His sense of humor lights up the room and can make anyone smile. He is a great listener, and is even better at giving advice. Even more, he is athletic; tenis, running, biking, and other types of cardio 😉 are part of his expertise. Sloan is adventurous and always down to have a good time , but be careful, if he stays up too late he will sleep in FOREVER. Also, do not forget to ask him to cook for you, he has amazing taste buds and will make awesome pasta. That being said, it’s safe to say if you let him go, you’ll deeply regret it.
P.S : Dont feed him gluten , his stomach won’t be happy.

Sloan, go give your girlfriend kisses !

Sloan by Ldv0101 December 13, 2020

Sloan

man with massive genitalias

damn, your such a Sloan. I hope he's a Sloan

Sloan by anonymous November 18, 2021