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shituation 

A situation in which only dialogue that can vocalized is, "SHIT."
In other words, a very unfortunate and unpreferable situation to be in.
1) A: "Crap man, last night my girlfriend caught me in a threesome."
B: "Dude, you're in one hell of a shituation."

2) A: "My dear fellow, I just slew a many of elderly women mistakingly placing large quantities of vicodin within their servings of jello!"
B: "Thou oust within a shituaution."
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shituation 

Jack: Hurry Up... I'm trying to avoid a shituation..

Sherry: I'm going as fast as I can, you will just have to hold it a little longer

Jack: Hurry, i have the RUNS....
shituation by GBoy81 June 28, 2009

shituation 

a shitty situation, the word is meant to remove bad, terrible and awful as adjectives to the word situation
man im in another shituation, my gf just caught me cheating!
shituation by yasibasi May 8, 2011

Shituation 

When you really have to poop and suddenly realize there is no toilet paper...
In Frank's haste to take a crap at the Mexican restaurant, he discovered his stall was completely out of toilet paper, thus leaving him in an awkward shituation.
Shituation by PetsorMeat‽ September 10, 2011

Shituation 

A really bad situation in which you shit yourself. Usually in public and in front of at least a few people. Not to be confused with a shart, by which only you might know a shit has occurred. When a Shituation occurs , everyone is aware of what when down.
"The French speedwalker had a nasty Shituation go down at the Rio Olympics. " or " I ended up in a Shituation trying to get to the bathroom at work ."
Shituation by FlippDogg August 20, 2016

Shituation 

Used to describe a situation in which everything turns to shit
After Rodrigo stole the Cocaine, Noah was in a shituation
Shituation by AwolZimmer September 23, 2012