Skeet Shields

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.

Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.

by NoleRalph October 25, 2008

Bumping Shields

The awkward moment when you're double teaming a girl and the guys balls bump into each other.

Two guys nuts touched each other while double teaming a girl but they weren't quite sure if it was bumping shields.

by Mayur February 3, 2013

gay shield

When a person uses his/her sexuality as a defense mechanism, causing others to be hesitant in insulting or even commenting on that person.

"Dude, I want to tell that guy he should stop playing Ariana Grande's Focus out loud, but he's got a gay shield."

by DarkKnight1026 September 18, 2016

Cry Shield

The haircut preferred by the emos. It is where the hair is parted to the side covering one or both eyes. This is done so that the emos can do all of their immense crying secretly

Just look at just about any emo person and you will see a cry shield

by NiceGuy121212 February 6, 2007

White shield

a name used in the new york police department to describe a Police officer who has not attained the rank of detective, sgt, or higher .Usually called this due to the white color of their shields(aka Badges) having not earned a gold shield(dt, sgt, lt)

did that white shield ruin the case?

by Chief Costigan July 20, 2007

naked shield

the ultimate shielding device. once this shield is worn you are completly impervise to death. death by invisible darts, death by flaming arrows, death by epic sword fights with the pirates of the carribean theme song playing in the background, death from everything. but only one can own/wear this epic device. one who is brave enough to strip off all of your clothes in less then 3 seconds and run around your friends house naked while everyone else is watching you and you must also know tie guy.

TM 1: dude i just killed you
TM 2: NAKED SHIELD BITCHES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TM:1 dude put some clothes on.

by DOC 09 October 18, 2010

neck shield

Giant earrings worn by a woman to protect her neck from any sensual displays of affection.

Aaron tried to kiss Heathers neck, but it was impossible because she had her favorite neck shields on.

by Energy 79 February 5, 2016