When having anal sex with a partner or gf, let her take a shit on your dick, wait till its done, then shove your dick back in her mouth, returning the forbidden chocolate back to the sender
Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
Get the Return to Sendermug. So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'
by Fitz April 9, 2003
Get the Return to sendermug. An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)
(while watching swap.avi)
by k0nfl1ct November 24, 2010
Get the Return To Sendermug. a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety
Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)
by DJ Inside February 17, 2004
Get the return to sendermug. When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.
by southernkrusade October 31, 2010
Get the Return to Sendermug. when blasting a chick anal style you feel something trying to escape but you just push it back in with your thrusting returning it to sender
by hank817 August 8, 2005
Get the return to sendermug. When you are having sex with a girl, but then you turn around and take a steaming shit on her butt, returning the fecal matter to a place where it knows.
We were getting pretty hot the other night until he gave me the old "Return to Sender", and now my sheets will never be the same...
by 420smokethistoo June 24, 2016
Get the Return to Sendermug.