by Hipityhopitymtea May 24, 2003
(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a conversation it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past relationships which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling everything about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.
Holy shit, that fucking scare wizard would't stop talking about his garden where he grows human emotions in soil with mustard seeds, what a whackjob.
by Steve Jordan October 30, 2006
The feeling of unrivalled pure horror and intense paralyzing fear.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.
This state can only be achieved by watching the horror film "Scared Shrekless" starring Shrek, hence the word.
by Alpha the Mii October 31, 2017
Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.
Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.
Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.
Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.
Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.
by possibly a human, possibly not April 26, 2019
by curryfan September 26, 2005
1. slang in the music community. this phrase is usually referred when someone plays music that is not appealing or "mainstream" in a sense.
2. the new JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown album that does what its name suggests: scaring the hoes.
2. the new JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown album that does what its name suggests: scaring the hoes.
+ "yo dawg pass the aux cord"
- "you better not play weird ass shit that ends up scaring the hoes"
+ *puts death grips on*
- "you ain't ever getting the aux cord again
- "you better not play weird ass shit that ends up scaring the hoes"
+ *puts death grips on*
- "you ain't ever getting the aux cord again
by AquaNeutral April 01, 2023
by LucyAngela January 23, 2013