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The-Real-Scuba-Steve is greater than the Vestibule at IGN.com. Considering he is only an outsider, he is the best user overall.
"The-Real-Scuba-Steve is the bomb!" yelled a kid in the hallway.
by The-Real-Scuba-Steve September 17, 2003
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[Scuba Steve]

The doll from The Movie Big Daddy staring Adam Sandler. Scuba Steve is cool and never wrong. He makes little kids laugh.
Scuba Steve DAMN YOUUU!!!
by The SCUBA STEVE January 9, 2009
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Scuba Dive

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.
Me and watts are going to Scuba Dive after school. wanta come with us?
by layout420 December 10, 2006
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scut

In certain parts of Ireland the word scut was used to tell off their children. Like feck is the softer version of fuck. Scut would have been used in this way as it was the softer version of shite. Being a lad from the West of Ireland this word was bandied about in my area quite a bit.

Scut would have been shortened from scutter which as any farmer will tell you is not a pretty sight out the backside of an afflicted cow (terribly bad liquid diarrhoea). So when your ma was saying 'you're some scut,' 'you little scut,' or 'come here you scut ya,' she was calling you a shit or a shite but in the nice clean way. Not swearing at all was she!

Also is you were on the town for a night out and say, the food you ate turned out to be bad, you might find yourself sitting on the loo for a few days after evacuating your bowels at a tremendous rate you would have a 'dose of the scuts.'

If someone is talking shit or shite in certain parts of Ireland they could be said to be 'talking pure scutter.'
You're some scut.

Come here you scut ya.

You little scut.

He has a dose of the scuts.

He's talking pure scutter.
by Aidan Courtney June 14, 2007
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Scuart

adj. the simple act of shartng while cumming.
Pronounced SCUA-ART
i was in the bathroom stall masturbating to kill some time before 7th period. I was thinking about the girl in 3rd period the sat right in front of me, whos her hair smelled of sweet baby ray's sweet' n spicy barbecue sauce. i was just about to finish up when the janitor open the stall door, i was startled to say the least. I fart to try and draw attention away from the fact that im cumming which unfortunately lead to a shart. I then take my underwear off, place then in the trash and give the janitor 5 bucks, cause im not cleaning that sh!t up! I wash my hands and let out one last fart sending us both back to those awkward seconds of my first scuart.
by lord choddington January 15, 2011
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scatastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces; often times explosive and messy. Typically but does not necessarily happen during a sexual act.
I was fucking her hard in the ass and when I came hard I clearly pulled out too quickly, there was a heaping warm scatastrophe all over my bed!
by brentionary March 17, 2009
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Scuba succ

The act of giving a blowjob while underwater using scuba gear. Usually done homosexually. The person giving the succ takes a breath from his or her air tank and proceeds to succ. When ejaculation occurs, the succer swallows the whole load so that there isn't any semen floating around in the water.
Josh gave Justin the scuba succ in the deep end of the pool
by Celiboi November 7, 2016
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