(skəd) 1. A seemingly attractive person from a great distance who, when viewed at a close or normal distance, is in fact extremely ugly. Common occurrences of one being scud could be caused by a messed up grill(teeth),the appearance of facial hair, excess junk in the trunk(ass), or a mullet.
by Logan2wheels October 23, 2019
Get the Scudmug. Missile produced by the Soviet Union. It was made famous by the Gulf War, not because it hit some targets, but because of how many it missed. It is completely unguided.
by Galloping Ghost June 14, 2005
Get the scudmug. A poo that is blown out of your rectum at suck force that it usually makes a speckled mark on the porcelain or breaks your toilet.
Is also a more impressive party trick when you rip your anus.
Is also a more impressive party trick when you rip your anus.
"WOW DUDE! Thats a A+ scud and look you even made red dots"
"I know man I'm sure to be the most popular boy in school now."
"I know man I'm sure to be the most popular boy in school now."
by Jimms October 18, 2007
Get the scudmug. A measure
A scud is much more than a scittering but less than a load,this learned measuring system is used mainly by land based trades mostly in the use of gravels and such aggregates and also at the chippy at dinner time when you go to the chippy and get a scud 'o' chips.
by Oaksey66 February 5, 2010
Get the scudmug. Playing with the immediate area around your ass hole and then wiping it on a friends upper lip, thus causing them to lick it or smell the 'SCUD'!!!
by Retard March 10, 2005
Get the Scudmug. 
by idkwhat2put May 7, 2009
Get the scudmug.