by Benjamin Archer March 28, 2007
That absolutely rancid skin that functions like some kind of bollock centred Alcatraz. It resembles that weird part of the chicken that no one wants to eat because it tastes a little like how a geriatric man’s colon smells.
Person one: did I ever tell you that when I got circumcised they took off my scrotum too?
Person two: you fucking spaz I told you not to touch those fucking mushrooms
Person two: you fucking spaz I told you not to touch those fucking mushrooms
by SmegmaFactory April 22, 2022
last night jenna jameson was licking my balls just like the last 2437562983465 guys and boy was it a lovley tea party.
by g-papa May 31, 2005
Gentleman's purse or handbag often called a murse, often an unwanted gift from a well meaning girlfriend
Jack: hey Joe, have you seen my scrotum ?! It's got my cell phone and keys in there !
Joe: Oh you mean the man's sac Jill brought you from Italy ? No I haven't
Jill: Cut it out guys, its called a man's bag. I have it over here
Joe: Typical!
Joe: Oh you mean the man's sac Jill brought you from Italy ? No I haven't
Jill: Cut it out guys, its called a man's bag. I have it over here
Joe: Typical!
by jackandjilland joe January 09, 2012
by joshh January 28, 2003
My scroum is mt castle. I got a stinky mote around it and if any man tries to get near it, I will defend it like it was the queen of England....don'y fuck with my scrotum....damnit!!!!
Don Congdon touched my scrotum thru my pants and I knocked him out with one haymaker.....CHAAAAAA!!!!!!
by plazmo@inwave.com January 11, 2007
by Djabooty January 30, 2010