scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

by Sanildris October 4, 2003

scotch plains fanwood high school

a high school located in scotch plains, new jersey. it is full of lots of hoes and fake people and it's the type of school where everyone knows everything about everybody because things spread fast.

Woah look at what she's wearing, she must go to Scotch Plains Fanwood High School.

by SPFanonymous March 14, 2017

scotch plains

beast. a town located in union county, new jersey. pretty bad ass. awesome pizza, awesome kids, awesome sports, like the soccer team and the basketball team. has nice schools, such as scotch plains fanwood high school (ftw), where kids get good grades, but has some pretty good parties. pretty diverse, italians mostly, blacks, whites, etc. a little bit of everything. lots of shit to do. a hell of a lot better than westfield.

guy 1: where you from?
guy 2: westfield, i love westfield it is the best.
guy 1: shut up. scotch plains goes hard.

by jas-the baddest April 15, 2010

scotch notch

The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth

Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.

Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.

Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN

by XullioS & stonecoldkilla July 6, 2009

Scotch Plains

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman.


Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.

I feel so Scotch Plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.



I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.

by JerseyTrash August 19, 2008

Scotch bitch bastard bum

Examples of insults given in a first year law school Torts class that are not sufficient to prove the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress.

You're just a scotch bitch bastard bum! And there's nothing you can do about it.

by antifolkhero October 3, 2007

scotch eggs

1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.

2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc

Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!

by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005