Schplurpgurgle

The noise that your butthole makes when schploop is forced out around a dick.

I thought I heard thunder and lightning, but it was actually a schplurpgurgle

by Dayboy 6977 May 19, 2020

scaploosh

a literal and figurative term used to describe 1.) the act of bamboozlement (I was scaplooshed !!) 2.) when the bed sheets or skirt pop off when you're making the bed 3.) the noise made by dolphins (ex. scaplooshes)

Oh darn I hate when my bed skirt scaplooshes 🙄🤦 ♀️

by ArianaTheTaurus January 18, 2021

Schplazza

Cocaine

"Yo that schplazza totally toasted my mind bro"

by Dirty dan and the boyz April 18, 2021

churnk de schplur

Term used to describe any restaurant item which is meant to be fancy or exclusive (presumably for the purpose of driving up menu prices), but it only comes off as unnecessarily hoity toity.

Any normal menu items would be chicken breast, carrots, tomato, sour cream, lettuce, etc. While items like togarashi tempura, nduja ricotta, slow cooked sunchoke, house mascarpone, chow chow, etc. would be considered churnk de schplur.

Frisee? Arugula? Brodetto? Geez, there's no shortage of churnk de schplur on this menu.

by plewberty June 12, 2017

Schploop

n. A turd covered or injected with semen. Deived from the words shit, poop, and splooge. Most often left on doorsteps of horny congressmen or chunked at nice cars.

Goddamnit, Spencer, I'm not going to make you a schploop so you can rub it all over your naked body! Stop asking me, you ghey jafucker!

by Eric Houser October 30, 2006

schploom

A word for a "had-to-be-there" moment.

Oh man, you should have seen the look on her face! But I guess it was a schploom.

by dchooks March 22, 2004

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005