Scissor

Verb meant to describe any situation where two females engaged in lesbian lust spread their legs wide open facing each other. Then they hook up their meat pockets by sreading around each other's vag. Kicking their legs jumping jack-style is an exciting finishing move to go along with scissor action.

"Dominique to friends: 'I haven't scissored that well since Freshman Orientation, and I'm not talking about any sharp objects!'"

by Jeff Greenberg October 21, 2003

scissor happy

Scissor happy is to be using scissors and then cut something up that you shouldn't (to get carried away)
related word- doodle happy

Why's this sign cut up?
Oh yeh i got a bit scissor happy

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 19, 2004

scissors up

Giving the peace sign.

Carlos: "Two pumps and a deuce, homey."

Enos: "Scissors up, bro."

by El-Dogg May 10, 2010

speed bag scissor hands

One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.

Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.

by Speed bag affliction April 15, 2010

head scissors

A wrestling hold in which the woman clasps her opponent's head between her legs, face-to-bottom and squeezes their head to punish their opponent or force a submission.

She punished her opponent with a powerful head scissors

by Adam11 September 4, 2006

eat pizza with scissors

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.

It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009

edward scissorhands

A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.

"Edward Scissorhands" is a tragic cult classic.

by aisarete July 12, 2007