scally 

Scallys (or Radgies in geordieland) are young'uns who wear sportswear and 9 carat gold jewellry by the ton. They dress sort of like a wigga, but more downmarket (Ghetto Ridiculous). On a wiggaey note, scallys adopt as many Jamaican slang and mannerisms as possible, though any true yardie would kick their asses all the way back to Toxteth/St Anns/Moss Side/St Pauls wihtout breaking sweat. Not all scallies are mobile phone stealing, fight starting car theives... but from what I know from living in a genuine scummy tower block - most mobile phone stealing, fight starting car theives are scallys. Scally language is guttural english of the worst kind, but it's very (annoyingly) easy to pick up, innit. Female scallys breed young, and call their offspring Chantelle. They also wear earrings you could drive a bus through.

The pinnacle of the scally is the dealer (Same as, but more expensive sportswear, a BMW with chrome alloys and lots of drugs to sell). The scally mode of transport is the stolen car. The scally music is.. whatever bland RnB/Pop/smooth rap is in the charts that week, or anything that sounds Jamaican.

Shu' it, Chan'elle.
Lend us 50p for bus, mista.

scally by BlueMeanieUK January 6, 2004

scally 

A british term used by working and middle classes to define someone who wears branded sports clothing and will typically act in the "gang mentality". Usually, this will refer to a male betwixt the years of eleven and nineteen (there are exceptions) who is exoteric, loud, condescending and "up with the birds". Scallies will typically indulge themselves in a world of material things, as a front.

Their groups will stick a non-distinct, but recognisable code of dress (so as to assume that everything they do is for the group, as opposed to for the individual). Usually, they are athletic and physically dominant. While scallies can be of any class, the average is high working class or lower middle-class.

Scallies intimidate those who are seen as a threat. They are interested in whatever is in style, and contemporary, as opposed to long-standing institutions.

Contrary to what you may believe, hating "scallies" does not qualify one for intellectualism, nor does it make you "individual". By defining words on a website as a group, do you really think that you are any better than them?

Owning a Nirvana album does not assert any superioir musical taste or ability, nor can it be defined as "real music", because all music is real.


Thus concludes another session fo bitching at the non-exoteric "moshers", and the annoying as fuck "scallies".

scally by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

scally 

a scally is a fucking dichead who thins hes hard but not.

scally: er wot the fuck does dat cow fins shes doin givin me dirties the fucing bitch/hoe

scally by Shan June 27, 2004

Scally 

A youth cultar also known as "tossers" the english eqivalent of red necks, so inbread they all seam to have incontinentia and cant afford the specil pants (thats why there socks are always over the pants) lots of burbury...often pink...hang around town and think if your not a scally your a 'MOSHA' if you have any black clothing on your a ' FOOKIN' GOTH'... great thing about scallys is they cant read so you can insult them as much as you like =p

if you want to know what a scally is put some eyes on a lampost..after a while some one will aprotch it and say 'what you fookin' lookin at??? your fookin' mama mmmeeeehhhhhh' then proseed to head butt the lampost and win.

Scally by James Butler March 2, 2005

scally 

The common scallys role in life is to gain as much attention as possible from other members of public for the minimal educational achievement, often seen milling around the technology campus and never in seen in less than pairs.

Lacoste clad, obsene mouthed youth, often has a look of jaundice from years of drug abuse, somehow maintains a heart beat even on a diet solely made of micro pizza!

scally by steven roberts August 22, 2004

Scally 

A friend to us all as his minket pathetic existence makes us feel really good about ourselves until the wee bastard lobbs a bottle of buckfast over yer napper and his two wee mates called wee tam and big wullie chav the stereo out your motor as you lie bleedin to death in the gutter, sippin the last vestiges of life and buckfast bfore all goes black he shouts the immortal hey mister goona geeza a ciiggy man! Aye right ye wee fuck.

any fucker that wears a burberry cap

Scally by experience February 3, 2004

Scally 

scallies bring this world down. come to think of it, they are taking over the world. everywhere you look is a wankerish scally. they look most appealing (note sarcasm) when they sport their (probably fake) cap to the side, where tonnes of plastic jewellery, were burbery (definately fake, no questions aboot it) i hate scallys, you cant walk down your own street with a scally shouting at you!

'ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u fink ya 'ard do u?'

'errr mish mosh get a wosh'

these phrases are toooootally original 0.o ....not really

Scally by sarah September 18, 2004