Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.

Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.

by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016

Shite

Just like shit, but more fun to say.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

shite craic

Often used in ireland to describe a person who is the opposite of the life and soul of the party or ruins the fun for everyone else.

Mate are you coming out on the piss tonight?

Nah lad I’ve work tomorrow morning so I’m staying in with the wife and kids.

Mate you’re shite craic. Fuck that come and get trashed.

by Buzzer87 July 22, 2019

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

fat shite

Description of a larger than life Wigan lady named Ange who is the star of the home made avant garde movie 'Wigan Fatty Fuck'.

Smoke it Ange you fat shite

by Stackherrob October 14, 2013

Gob-Shite

Loud mouthed person who talks complete rubbish

Shut your mouth gobshite

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Shite-a-light

A prank where newspaper is placed on a doorstep, shat on, then set on fire before knocking on the door and running away to hide. The aim is for the houseowner to stamp out the fire and get shit on their shoe. Good times.

Lets go and shite-a-light Ray's house.

by AL89 March 22, 2009