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Sargasm

Cade had a Sargasm when he saw his granny´s cameltoe.
by SavageDictionary December 11, 2017
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Sargasm

The moment of pure pleasure you receive from being totally sarcastic!
I was so sarcastic with a telemarketer that I had a sargasm!
by RanMan318 May 26, 2022
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Sargasm

To have an orgasm but be sarcastic about is
"Oh yeah keep rubbing that spot"
"I really enjoy that"
"Oh no um not doing a sargasm, I really enjoy this"
by saggy_fap_face April 18, 2017
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Sargasmic

The act of showing sarcasm while also pretending to climax during sexual activity
Girl 1: "Hey so how was last night with Edward?"
Girl 2: "lets just say he wasnt able to sense my obvious Sargasmic attitude"
by DaddyLowdr December 11, 2016
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Sargasm

You're not even good enough to give me a sargasm
by Pettyswap September 12, 2020
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sargasm

1. The increased release of endorphines and thus heightened amusement upon witnessing successful "trolling".
2. The mixture of hilarity and incredulousness experienced upon a person's obvious incomprehension of sarcasm when they respond to a sarcastic remark in all sincerity.

Modern usage:
Mostly adapts to a social situation, usually a conversation, in which multiple people inept at understanding sarcastic remarks or the true meaning behind feigned incomprehension (in continuous form: "trolling") take part without realizing they're being fooled for a longer period of time, no matter how ridiculous the foolers' comments may become.
«Damn. Jenny totally didn't realize we were trolling her for hours last night in a Facebook discussion. I had a veritable sargasm.»
by strikedamic June 14, 2015
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Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm used to mock the partner ( or partners ) in either a demeaning , sexualized, or sexualized-demeaning manner. A sargasm often results in no sexual pleasure for one of the partners, but can be used in a role-playing situation as an attempt to belittle the other partner.
Lady 1: Oh yeah right there. That feels so nice. unhuh, please keep doing what you're doing
Man 1: I know you're trying to pull off a sargasm
Lady 1: Well maybe I wouldn't have to if your dick was just a bit bigger!
by Dick_Cheese69 June 1, 2017
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