Sapiosexual

This word’s usage seems to be strictly limited to women’s online dating profiles. In modern American hyper-materialistic culture anyone wealthy is presumed or deemed intelligent and their net worth is thought to be a measure of that, somehow. These women are not attracted to intelligence but superficial appearances. Thus, sapiosexual is primarily used disingenuously to signify that minor physical shortcomings might be excused for a wealthy gent. See related: gold digger, spoiling, and sugar daddy/baby.
Dog mom. Gym. Sapiosexual. Sushi. Wine.💃🏼
by 1stOfAll August 17, 2019
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A women with an IQ less than her weight in kilograms.
How come sapiosexuals are always fat? Because they eat too much and exercise too little.
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The way nerds believe sex is.
sapiens=smart
I only look for really smart sex partners, therefore, I´m a sapiosexual.
by notsapiosexual October 24, 2015
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Someone who would fuck a whale if they find it intelligent enough
She’s sapiosexual, intelligent dogs are her thing
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A clitial region that tends to swell up and become moist in the presents of intelligence.
Mary's bean became moist and swelled up when Ryan spoke of the quasi isotopic characteristics of the material present because of her Sapiosexual tendencies.
by Yerddrey April 07, 2016
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“Check out that big brain on Brett” said my sapiosexual friend, overcome with lust.
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A trait usually found in whores. They MAY only love or date smart guys, but that doesn't mean they won't also fuck around with other guys to get what all women want: a dominant, bad boy who may or may not have a sizable penis and who definitely must know how to use it (among other appendages). Basically, if you are trying to get with a girl who identifies as a sapiosexual, be careful. Sapiosexual does not mean the same thing as monogamous.
Mary told me she was a sapiosexual, so I took it as meaning she wasn't a whore. I was wrong when I found her impaled on a big black dick one night. Guess I'll smarten up from now on.
by OLPZach July 19, 2014
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