(n) A colloquialism for an exceptionally unintelligent human being. Tends to try to be deep and thoughtful, but usually ends up sounding like an idiot. Can be found lurking and trolling forums.
"When I first heard that the Samphex was coming, I knew I had to brace for a low quality conversation--"
"HAI GUISE"
"HAI GUISE"
by Plokachu March 26, 2009
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It's a friendly creature but can be a bitch at times
It's a friendly creature but can be a bitch at times
by Rottingapple May 10, 2021
Get the samahita mug.The best friend you could ever ask for. Usually tall, skinny, and super fun to be around. Always have the worst taste in boys. Will always be honest with you. You will never meet anyone like them. They are truly one of a kind.
by itssdatgurl_kenna January 10, 2022
Get the samyah mug.nabila. samzah is a fiesty lion hidden around in some places such as my heart <3. She can also be quite humorous at times but when things get a little too far, make sure to get your things and go! nabila. samzah can run at about 80mph! (just like a cheetah) You can see her swerving across the cars around London! What a sight to see..
by softboynoah July 26, 2021
Get the nabila. samzah mug.A lovely Indian girl. Someone who is shy at first but difficult to get rid of later. You are are lucky one if you have her as your friend and you need to be aware of her as she is short-tempered and bad ass.
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Get the simpaholic mug.A teacher that will partially teach chemistry and beat students if they are wrong even if it's the whole class. He says everyone is doltish and asinine even tho the common denominator is him. His daughter is a scholar and he likes to let the world know. When he is late or absent students are happy until you see his flek up haircut bounce up the stairs. He is chill outside of class tho.
by a person you wish you knew April 21, 2020
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