ding-sing

The universal word for all situations in life. It can be used to express happiness, or being aggressive. It can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, etc. However, mostly related to banging someone or something. People that use this term are usually sex gods, supreme douchebags, or hermaphrodites with a sense of humor. If you use this word, fuck yeah you know you're one crazy motherfucker.

"Hey man, how did it go last night with that hot chick?"
"Bro, I was ding-singing. I ding-singed her so hard we put a hole through the wall."

"Hey son, how was your testicle examination?"
"Ding-sing dad"
"Wow! That's great son! Im very ding-sing'd for you"

"Im gonna ding-sing the living shit out of you."

ding-sing by hinglingmaster August 2, 2014

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Dong a long sing a song

When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.

Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"

Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"

Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"

Girl:"mmmm kinky"

Dong a long sing a song by Jon bon the gon gon December 29, 2019

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Don’t try to teach a pig to sing

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.

Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021

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dont sing it bring it

Wigger- wanna be black man. Thinks he is cool but is not. Uses words such as faggot, bitch,Big Don Dodda - extent of vocabulary.

Has an internet complex similar to little man syndrome. Thinks he is smart and a badass when in reality he is nothing but a geek with a keyboard.

Can be recognized by his spite for women due to constant rejection and lame attempts at flaming.

Don't Sing it Bring it reminds me of Mark Wahlberg and Vanilla Ice.

dont sing it bring it by crackah May 4, 2005