Rule 34

A rule that basically states that if something exists , it has or will inevitably have a porn version of it at one point.

Person A : Ayoo what is spongbob doing

Person B : ever heard of rule 34 ?

by DefMas August 7, 2023

Rule 34

Stemming from a text-file written in 1978 on BBS's, declared rules and what to expect for "newbs"(pronounced newbies, short for "new BBS users").
This transfered later for new internet users.

Rule 34 -if it exists, there will be porn of it.

by [ARB1D3_[00L3R February 17, 2019

Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.

by That_Nerd22 July 24, 2018

Rule 34

Porn

Rule 34 Website full of tons of porn my little pony has alot of porn and furry rule 34

by Mlpfan3 February 1, 2023

Rule 34

There's porn of it, no exceptions.

Note* The other definitions are wrong, there is porn of things that don't exit.

"Hey did you hear? Stephen Hawking bought a horse, damnit rule 34"

by Gary Z June 5, 2007

Rule 34

A rule stating that if a thing exists, there is pornography of that thing.

In other words, Proof that your childhood is not sacred.

"Rule 34: if it exists, there is porn of it"

Cases in point:

Super Hornio Bros
SpongeKnob SquareNuts
E3 The Extra Testicle
The Da Vinci Load
Forrest Hump
Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Eternal Cumshine of the Topless Mind (okay I just made that one up but you get the idea)

by heyitscarly28 July 8, 2015

Rule 34

A rule where if something exists, there is or will be porn of it. Even if it's a baby.

Me: I doubt Lily Loud would have rule 34
*searches it up*
*throws phone at wall as hard as possible*
Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

by Prince Stero October 20, 2021