boondoggle

To have a messed up head; perplexed or confused.

Hey dawg, baby girl had me straight boondoggled.

by noc March 10, 2003

Boondoggle

A unit of measurement.

How much you want o' dat? A boondoggle.

by Pretentious Illiterate February 11, 2017

boondoggler

A doggler of Boons, a Booner of Doggles, A Vince Karlson.

"Vince Karlson is a fagtoast and a boondoggler"

by Corey Woo June 25, 2003

poondoggle

while going down on a woman who is on her period and you get her tampon in your mouth

I was orally 'satisfying' my lady during that time of the month and I got poondoggled when her tampon fell into my mouth

by jojoL June 23, 2008

boondoggle

A person who is dumb enough to ask the mirror to perform sexual acts for them.

Ever since Martin asked his mirror for a blowjob, he has been considered a boondoggle.

by Danielle and Nicole December 10, 2006

Poondoggle

Two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the 'doggy style' position. The woman face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. By putting men back-to-back, an chain can be creating reminiscent of the handicraft 'boondoggle'.

(v) "Charlotte, Angela, Ray and I poondoggled last night."
(n) "Hey Charlotte! Hey Angela! You are cordially invited to a poondoggle on Saturday night hosted by Ray and me."

by Hiroken June 19, 2008

Poondoggle

Work or activity that is wasteful or pointless but is done by female request or for their approval.

I can't believe I spent all day reorganizing the cabinets with the wife. What a poondoggle.

by ztiwokles August 25, 2016