Dick roll-up 

Wrapping your semi in raw bacon before having sex with a girl and then feeding it to her afterward.

I just gave Sally a dick roll-up.

Dick roll-up by thedizzler March 7, 2007

Front Roll Up 

When a person in a reclined position, farts in such a way as to roll up the front, and gas themself in the face. Particaraly experienced by women who have no natural barrier, i.e. Balls.

I wasn't expecting that Front Roll Up.. Dear god, what did I eat?

Front Roll Up by HeWhoSmeltItDealtIt December 8, 2009

Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem 

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.

"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."

Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022

fruit roll up 

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

fruit roll up by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007

pussy roll up 

The hardened vixen pussy residue that resides on your penis after sex. Roll it off, place gently on wax paper, toss in fridge, and enjoy the next day for lunch.

"Bro you want to go to lunch?" "Naw man I brought a pussy roll up in my brown sack I'm good."

pussy roll up by Thegreatpanda March 3, 2017

Fruit Roll-up Challenge 

When she wraps a fruit roll-up around your cock and you aren’t allowed to cum until she sucks it fully off.

Dude! I always complained the Fruit Roll-up Challenge but those last hard sucks caused me to nut!

Fruit Roll-up Challenge by Fruity Nut March 26, 2023

Fruit Roll-Up

When two men are having anal sex (back to chest) and the man penetrating reaches around to massage the balls of his penetratee, so they tuck into his abdomen; he then rubs down/up the penis, into the scrotum, as if it were some vagina and clitoris.

When my girlfriend cheated on me I left her for the cutest Fruit Roll-Up from way back when.

Fruit Roll-Up by GGLS1159986 March 27, 2017