fashion roadkill

when a person tries to dress fashionable or thinks they are doing so but ends up looking ridiculous

celebrities are increasingly getting into situations of fashion roadkill.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2009

Roadkill-Safari

Driving across a street with lots of animals that have been struck and killed by motor vehicles.

Yo bro! Yesterday I was on a Roadkill-Safari. I even saw Bambi, tho!

by Danny Mallory December 29, 2013

roadkill sandwich

A roadkill sandwich is lettuce, mayo, Wonder Bread and roadkill of your choice.

It's surprisingly delicious.

After running over the rotting possum, Uncle Frank made a luscious roadkill sandwich.

by scodder April 5, 2010

roadkill t-shirts

Same as noisebot and other tshirt companies. Complete bs.

Those roadkill t-shirts look like shit.

by herp-derpington July 17, 2011

Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.

"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"

by EmperorEli February 4, 2021

roadkill stank vag

a woman's nethers that smell as though:
"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"

you're doing this chick at work and you have a girlfriend? You've lost my sympathy. Enjoy your roadkill stank vag.

by Fazed September 8, 2006

roadkill tire pussy

during p.m.s, when the girl doesnt shave for about 3 days, the hair when its real short and bloody

i dont like that roadkill tire pussy.

by tony cernuto January 6, 2007