Strolling Roadblock

The walking equivalent of a rolling roadblock, caused by a large group of slow moving pedestrians that you can't get around. Usually only overcome by waiting for a suitable overtaking opportunity then putting on a burst of speed.

Guy: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a strolling roadblock when these idiots decided to walk 5 across down the footpath.

by Gruebenfunk October 10, 2010

Mexican Roadblock

A group of mexicans who walk very slow and yell out loud in spanish. Usually a group of female foreign exchange students.

These foreign exchange students are making a mexican roadblock!

by poop12398884 December 3, 2009

Mexican-Roadblock

When after having sex with a mexican, you're feeling so patriotic you get up and build a wall between the two of you.

I finally got in with that latina chick at the bar last night. I was so in love with America afterwards that I built a wall to keep out foreigners.

Dude, you built a Mexican-Roadblock.

by rollingburrito August 30, 2016

Mormon Roadblock

When a large family or group of people obstructs a walkway or thoroughfare.

I tried to have a peaceful run this morning, but a Mormon roadblock prevented me from using the sidewalk.

by ChemiSPE August 26, 2021

Saskatchewan Roadblock

A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.

Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.

At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

rollin roadblock

When big rigs are parallel on all lanes on an interstate, and no one can pass

what assholes, these semis are a rollin roadblock!

by wonafuneral September 29, 2023

tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.

I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.

by Benyaboy May 27, 2010