Diamond Ring

A useless Item that women expect there man to bankrupt themselves for.

Stacey: A diamond ring is a woman's best friend.
Berry: And a man's worst enemy.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020

Ring Tax

The resultant of 'LORD' (see seperate definition) activity leading to the next mornings' 'Ring Damage' (see seperate definition). Denial of Ring Tax is frequently apparent in habitual LORD traders. Unlike 'Ring Damage', Ring Tax cannot be insured for & must be paid. Like personal Tax, Ring Tax is calculated on an annual basis. Ring Tax cannot however be offset against other personal or corporate tax. It can however be somewhat hidden in larger trading portfolios in cetain instances. This can lead to further LORD activities leading to renewed Ring Damage resultant in further Ring Tax.

As in life where there are two certainties, LORD activity will certainly lead to Ring Tax. 'He was LORD last night, he must pay his tax'.

by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005

felony ring

the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.

Before talking to anyone of authority check your nose for a felony ring.

by Matt's Ruca June 7, 2007

asexual ring

Black ring worn on the right middle finger. People that wear it show to others that they are a part of the Asexual community (Asexual is a sexual orientation or/and a spectrum when people experience little to no sexual attraction)

Hey you see them? They wear an asexual ring! They must be ace!

by Marty :) November 17, 2021

Skoal Ring

Skoal is a premium brand of smokeless tobacco (dip) that comes in a can.

Skoal ring is a term used when a can of Skoal or Copenhagen eventually wears a white ring through the pocket of jeans. The ring will often be seen on the rear pocket of a hard workin' man and guys in the country music industry such as Garth Brooks and George Strait.

We rock Skoal rings in our Levi Jeans

by Skoal Dipper September 22, 2012

X-ring

The center of a target. The bullseye.

Target shooters aim for the X-ring.

by jpg3 June 8, 2012

o ring blowout

From massive amounts of anal sex, sphincter muscle becomes so loose that ones shit falls out staining ones socks.

Bruce was speed-walking in the park Monday morning after a long weekend in Palm Springs, when he suffered o ring blowout. His butt hole opened the size of a fist, and a turd fell out staining his left sock.

by Bald Mikey January 1, 2012