the brown ringer

While two person of the opposite sex are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females anus. The resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.

John was pounding that thirsty trick's vag doggie style when he got a phone call. Rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.

by bobbyjoe003 December 3, 2007

dead ringer

1. a person or thing that looks exactly like anther person or thing

2. an exact duplicate

That bear is a dead ringer of the one that was found in the pool.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2009

dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021

John Ringer

Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.

As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.

by hackysackman February 18, 2021

Is yo ringer on?

Meaning to be on it game, to be on point. Be alert pay attention. Be on ur shit. Don't miss anything.

Homie 1: yo are we gonna go make this deal?

Homie 2: yeah let's do this.
Homie 1: is yo ringer on?
Homie 2: yes let's make sure we all got out ringer on tonight

by StiNA TrASh WhITe October 3, 2016

A double ringer

A poop that goes around the toilet two times.

"Yo jon i just did a double ringer"

"Whoa no shit!"

by wiggywig November 19, 2011

bowl ringer

An enormous turd that snakes all the way around the bowl.

Oh my god Nick, that bowl ringer wrapped around 3 times!

by Excaliber April 14, 2005