Restless Ring Syndrome

The time period in a relationship when the woman is anxiously expecting her boyfriend to propose.

After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.

by CavsFan May 3, 2010

ring sting

The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.

John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

ring string

A tampon inserted in the butthole when you've been having diarrhea to prevent anal seepage when you go swimming.

I was at the pool with the fat chick Sarah the other day and her ring string was visible.

by ring of fire? April 26, 2015

chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon

'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

by chubs mcfag January 5, 2008

Ring sniffer

A single man or woman who is attracted to a married man or woman and often attempts to engage said man or woman into a relationship (sexual or otherwise) with him or her.

"When I'm not doing homework or trolling Facebook, I'm often found being a ring sniffer men get lonely too!"

"There goes John... Doesn't he know that girl is married to an ex-navy seal?"
"Bro--he's in the zone. Hardcore ring sniffing.. He's going to end up dead!"

by small wonder May 20, 2014

chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon

'man I wish I could eat her chocolate ring sunday'

by chubs mcfag January 6, 2008

ring stinger

What is caused by consuming a large amount of chilli like substances.

Had a big chow on the chilli last night and look da fuck out, me got da ring stinga

by zeilich February 8, 2005