Rhetro

A term used to describe a male's sexuality. Also known as Rhetrosexual.

a. The Complete and exact opposite of Metro-Sexual
b. A badass in every way, shape, and form.
c. Does not give a shit about anything
d. Some examples: The Hulk, Jason Bourne, Brian Urlacher, and Rambo.

Why did you beat the shit out of that guy?!

Because, I am fuckin Rhetro.

by spartan_663 April 19, 2009

rhetorical invitation

When you invite someone but don't expect/want them to respond positively.

I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.

by tinmandespot March 28, 2015

rhetorical hyperinflation

The rapid and out-of-control increase in the face value of words used, accompanied by an equal or greater decrease in the real value of those words.

(In 1998 baseline value): "This sausage roll is a bit dry."

(In 2007 after 692% (approx) rhetorical hyperinflation): "This sausage roll - El Rodillo de la Diablo - is a desert of pastry which has sucked my moisture, my bodily essence, indeed my living soul into its dry, barren abyss. Cough."

by Keith Ng January 5, 2008

rhett miller

Amazingly beautiful and talented singer/songwriter, famed for having been in the Old 97's.

Did you see Rhett at the Avalon? He was awesome.

by Trevi October 20, 2003

rhett

Being extremely sexy, smooth and confident and still being able to just chill.

I'm just going to rhett it tonight.

by DoriginalRhett August 10, 2006

Rhetorical Statement

Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.

1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.

2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.

by Domonic May 21, 2008

Rhett

The act of being good at sex stuff and making money off anything (except ironically from sex stuff).

Selling things people don't even see, such as extended warranties. Probably some elitist nerd working at an electronics store who plays magic the gathering in his spare time...

Brittany: "Why are you walking funny?"
Valerie: "I totally got Rhetted last night."

Boomtitties!

Wife: "Why'd you buy extended warranty?"
Husband: "I dunno... the salesperson pulled a total Rhett on me."

by Fire Marshal Hardie January 7, 2014