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(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
A: “Bro I think dinosaurs died because they smoked too much volcano.”
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
by godofbread November 19, 2025
Get the Retrograding the Cakehole mug.While Masturbating, the male denies himself ejaculation by holding the tip or head of the penis and the pressure retrogrades (goes backwards) back into the urethra.
by StoveTopGun December 21, 2025
Get the Retrograding mug.A particularly extreme Mercury Retrograde period, such that even trivial communication fails spectacularly. Packages are delivered incorrectly, e-mailed messages are lost to the electronic void, and civilization crumbles as confused citizens squint, confused and helpless, at text messages that were sent hours late to the wrong person.
A. S. Mercury retrograde ends tonight 11:21 pm PST
Amy A. IMHO, this one has been particularly "retrogrady"!
Chris H. @Amy - I'd go so far as to say "retrotarded".
Amy A. IMHO, this one has been particularly "retrogrady"!
Chris H. @Amy - I'd go so far as to say "retrotarded".
by jesus_is_lord_of_me December 29, 2010
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Get the retrogreen mug.A beautiful majestic creature from a more civilized time. He is the master of games and the conqueror of lands. He has scaled Mordor, he has caught all of the pokemon, he has gone SSJ3, he has over 300 confirmed creeper assassinations. Women weep and faint at his feet from shock by his sheer beauty. To be called Retrogamerman is the highest honor one can achieve in life.
Retrogamerman is a legend.
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