reheterize

To make somebody not gay; to turn somebody who may have been turned homosexual back to being a heterosexual.

Since Dr. James Dobson thinks homosexuality is such a sin, he proposes that we all try to reheterize people through counselling.

by kagomeshuko September 4, 2007

Elmira Reheat

The art of putting one's partner's head in a microwave during sex, then thrusting while slamming the door repeatedly

Richard gave Susan the old Elmira Reheat after a long night at the bar

by Richard_12345 January 8, 2016

I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Redhead

The sexiest human beings ever alive PERIOD

Ooooo look at that sexy redhead

by The cute redhead April 22, 2021

Redhead Herder

An individual, usually male, who has penchant for redheaded women, and thusly pursues, dates, and otherwise "collects" redheads.

"Man, that's the third fire-crotch Jimmy's bagged this week. He's a real Redhead Herder."

by IluvRedheads July 24, 2009

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 16, 2010