Halo Reach

The one and only solution to all of your problems. Works on weekends too!

Guy #1: Dude I'm depressed, got any ludes or somethin.
Guy #2: Nope, just some Halo Reach should do the trick.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, I'm retarded aren't I.

Girl #1: Can you give me the answers to the homework last night.
Guy #1: (Never did the work) Hey, wanna play some Reach today.
Girl #1: Hell fuckin yes!!! Ill frag you again.

by Matt the stud September 20, 2010

Reach For The Sky

"Reach For The Sky" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Reach For The Sky" is when you tether your member to the foot of a migrating gander.

"But Master, when I Reach For The Sky," Apurnahamapam countered, "would not the Pteradactyl make for more delight?" "Nay my son, the path to Nirvana must be strolled, not run!"

by boatbutter March 10, 2007

trump tower reach around

It is the act of servicing an old white rich man while on your knees. As you are servicing him he reaches around you to steal the wallet out of your back pocket

I was so blinded by the man I did not realize I was partaking in a Trump Tower reach around

by Crankjob February 4, 2017

natch ratch

Naturally Ratchet. You were born ratchet. There's nothing you can do about it either.

"Taylor is so natch ratch"

by LizzieMaher March 13, 2014

Monkey reach around

To suck dick from behind and take nut in your grill.

Ex: I gave Jerome the best monkey reach around he ever had, he's never leaving me. He can kiss his side chick goodbye.

by baileybiitch January 6, 2015

sicilian reach around

When one is at a urinal taking a piss and someone comes up from behind you and cuts off your penis

I was taking a leak when this guy gave me the Sicilian reach around and now I am dickless

by denab818 September 12, 2014

Romanian_Reach

Best sword fighter that ever ever to grace Roblox dot com. Destroyed many legends and was the number 1 sword-fighter in the NA community. Beat Irep and had Irep decieve everyone that hes better cause they duel on anti ac arena and decided to ac anyway and lose.

With Romanian's own word's had said: "that nigga Irep lost 4 duels to me. Also fuck that nigga"

Romanian_Reach rap song:
Romanian_reach is my name I go by,
Your mama run when I shoot bye,
Mama papa, and nana you better hide,
When i pullup, you better dunk,
watch out mothafugga I steal your garl,
Watch out im now ur papa, son.

Romanian_Reach: Nigga yo dumbass tried to kill yoself because you found out the earth was in space nigga you stupid as fuck

Irep: sorry papa.

Romanian_Reach: boy that's why you're best friends with a spat out piece of gum because you believed it was the real life version of Kirby nigga you stupid as shit.

DeviIInBlack: ok.

by illedmedia April 10, 2022